Washington Girl

no, I'm not a hick
but my skull is super thick
but I am in love with duck tape and superglue
and I can fix my own truck thank you

no, I'm not ghetto
but I got swagger I'll let you know
I can dance with the rest of them
and go to church with the best of them

I can feel sexy with a baby or a toddler on my hip
and I've got callouses on these unpainted fingertips
I can cus any macho man down
make him whimper and cry on the ground

I don't need no man to be happy
or to bring me any misery
 
I'm no southern bell but I can talk wita widdle twang
I'm no hair brained "oh I broke a nail!" kind of chick
but I'm the girl ya'll better respect

cuz I'm from washington and there's no girl like a washington girl
and if ya like boyo I'll take you for a whirl
take your emotions for a wee twirl

don't take this personally
I'm a washington girl ya see
and means I can be happy, so shut oyur yap
with or without ya, ya sap