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Famous

In a country famous for rain
we nosh on fish and chips
but food's not our religion
and diners don't leave tips
    
In a country famous for rain
we cruise on a different side
road rage is our hobby
the curse of right hand drive
    
In a country famous for rain
we battle with our bins
as overflowing landfill
reminds us of our sins
    
In a country famous for rain
umbrellas aren't required
a safety net's installed
for workers who've retired
    
In a country famous for rain
falling pregnant's a career
so younger Mums abound
weaning babies on warm beer
    
In a country famous for rain
our weather might turn funny
but when the thunder stops    
we all wonder why it's sunny
Written by Abracadabra
Published | Edited 12th May 2013
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