Karma's bitch

Dear karma,
my name is nikkimoe and i believe you got the wrong person.
Ive compiled a short list of just a few things i believe i was unjustly punished for, please read and get back to me with your feelings on this matter,

I feed the homeless
my fridge breaks

I give change to the bums
I lose my debit card

I feed the stray cats
some random at the gas station calls me a pussy

I cut my neighbors lawn
some wild beast takes a giant crap on mine

I hold the door for the person behind me
the guy in front of me lets it slam in my face

I help put out the out of control bonfire  
the next night some bitch throws her drink in my face

I donated my hair to locks of love
what i had left was singed in the bonfire incident

I give up my shopping basket to the older woman
she ends up hitting me in the back of the ankles with it (ouch)

I pick up my stranded friends, get them home safe
i break down,phone dies and i end up walking home in the rain

I help a drowning baby raccoon out of a water filled trash can
he bites me, i end up needing around 5 shots in the arm and hip

I give a jump to lady at target who left her lights on
I get jumped by six 12yr old hooligans for my ipod

I helped plant trees in the park
a tree falls on my house,insurance lapsed, 12grand in damage

I got everyone at work to donate there old coats
then mine gets stolen from the coat check at a convention

I go and get food for myself and the entire office
guess who didn't get lunch that day, yep that's right me!


 Sincerely,
  Nikkimoe