I Told You

I told you....not to fuck with me
I told you...I didnt wanna play your game
I told you...not to tease me
Now look at you
Your ass will never be the same.
You said You liked me...and my "sassy style"
You said you needed me to come and stay awhile
You said you'd treat me....like a queen
But instead...you were pretty damn mean
that's why...
I told you...not to fuck with me
I told you.... you better be nice
I told you....dont tell me no lies
Now  thats why you sittn there
Tryin to explain this shit to your wife!
You said you been wanting me...
for quite some time
and that I was deliscous ... and oh so fine
You bought me drinks ... yes you wined and dined
But you didnt think...that the truth is what I'd find
Thats why at the table I looked through your cell phone
and saw Ms. Mable  send the text asking when you would be home.
So I decided to text her...and I said you'd be in around 9:30
But Oh come meet me for drinks now if you hurry...
By the time you got back from the restroom then the bar
Your WIFE was just steppin out of her car
Then as You sat down ...you tried to take my hand
and outa nowhere here comes Mable saying "whats this"
and "I dont understand"
Then I explained that it was I who sent that text
as you sat there lookin stupid... wonderin
how your life got wrecked
that's when I told.... you
Not to fuck with me
that's when I told you...
dont push up if you aint free
that's when I told you...
You shoulda left well enough alone
Now aint it a shame...as ya wife
whoops that ass all the way home....