An Elementary Rhyme For No Reason

Spitting out vulgarity
When asked for charity

A motionless bird
Is often never heard

Pick up the loose crumbs
Moisten the tips of your thumbs

Remove your ear from the door
Nothing you haven't heard before

Someone's lazy brown eye
Is looking at me below the sky

Beyond the glass
Is a pain in your ass

There's a reason mom hides
That deadly bottle of formaldehyde

If you'd like to catch snowflakes
Keep a pail nearby for heaven sake

Chocolate is man's best friend
Had no clue, the dog perished in the end

A friend was trapped in seaweed
Decided to ignore to set him free

Decided to taste
My own human waste

Be sure a mouse
Isn't like you, a louse!

Don't leave the shore
Without a boat and an oar

Request as many pills
When having fun or if your ill

If you look at the sun
It may blind, that's no fun

On certain roads
May be splattered toads

Beware of wild vines
They can easily entwine

One thing you should learn
Never empty out an Urn

You may run out of hope
When strangled with rope

With every yawn
Another life is gone

Your one way ticket to hell
Right this way, down my well

See you there!