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List Number Something: Words I Hate
1. Cremains. Please save such sporty word fusions for the likes of 'J Lo' or ;bronde' not what is leftover from the immolation of an adored one. Additionally, cremains sounds like macaroni. Wasn't there a brand
of macaroni called creamettes? No to "creamins". A thousand times no.
2. Moist. Yeah, I know. You hate it too. Let's form a Moist Haters club.
3. Classy: If you call yourself classy, you're not.
4. Spendy. Tacky way of saying expensive
5. Supper. Don't ask me why. Unless it's a light evening meal taking place in a rural farmhouse, it should be dinner. Why? Because I'm an asshole.
6. Wishington: I know, not a real word, but the way one of my students spelled the state I used to live in. Wishington? What the fuck.
7. Awesome Sauce: If you say you are covered in awesome sauce, I think you're covered in retarded sauce.
8. Warsh: Was George WARSHinton our first president? No. No, he was not.
9. 'Sop up': Blech. Makes me think of runny egg yolk and animal lipids.
10. Can't think of one right now. What have you got?
of macaroni called creamettes? No to "creamins". A thousand times no.
2. Moist. Yeah, I know. You hate it too. Let's form a Moist Haters club.
3. Classy: If you call yourself classy, you're not.
4. Spendy. Tacky way of saying expensive
5. Supper. Don't ask me why. Unless it's a light evening meal taking place in a rural farmhouse, it should be dinner. Why? Because I'm an asshole.
6. Wishington: I know, not a real word, but the way one of my students spelled the state I used to live in. Wishington? What the fuck.
7. Awesome Sauce: If you say you are covered in awesome sauce, I think you're covered in retarded sauce.
8. Warsh: Was George WARSHinton our first president? No. No, he was not.
9. 'Sop up': Blech. Makes me think of runny egg yolk and animal lipids.
10. Can't think of one right now. What have you got?
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