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Fun Times
Once upon a time,
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my new one.
He's so sweet. I value him a lot.
Until this one female stalker caused nothing but drama.
And because of her, my new stalker,
Is hiding.
So I wrote this poem,
To laugh about it.
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my new one.
He's so sweet. I value him a lot.
Until this one female stalker caused nothing but drama.
And because of her, my new stalker,
Is hiding.
So I wrote this poem,
To laugh about it.
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