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Tie your tighty whities...

Tie your tighty whities...
- Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree (Parody)

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I'm comin' home...I've sucked them all...
...I sucked every dick...licked off every ball...
Now I've got to know if I can blow yours, too...
Let me tell you...what...to...do...
If you received my letter...
...sent from camp to you...

Just, tie your tighty whities...
'round the mailbox...
I'll be down on you...
...getting off your rocks!

It's been two long months...
...do you still want me?
Cause if I don't see your undies...
around the mailbox...
I'll stay on the bus...
...forget about us...
...and go sucking other...cocks!
'til they cum...inside...of...me!

Bus driver, please can you see?
Cause I'm...still...blowing thee...
I know I've become a slutty tramp...
...I learned it at band camp!!!

Just, tie your tighty whities...
'round the mailbox...
I'll be down on you...
getting off your rocks!

Tie your tighty whities...
Tie your tighty whities...
Please tie your tighty whities
...round the mailbox...
cause I'm not done...sucking cocks!

You are next after the bus driver shoots his load!