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March of the Crabs!
This message is for all you sex fiends here on DUP.
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Focus on Internet Porn and dirty mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
A prostitute is usually a red flag
Safe Sex Don't stop Crabs!
Itchy, hairy pubes, your partner starts to gag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Tainted bed sheets, throw them in a garbage bag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Disease ridden, need to report to the nearest lab
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
STD's for the rich and for the poor dressed in rags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Mentally deteriorate, lock you up in a pad
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Your life is over, holy fuck, what a drag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
The End
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Focus on Internet Porn and dirty mags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
A prostitute is usually a red flag
Safe Sex Don't stop Crabs!
Itchy, hairy pubes, your partner starts to gag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Tainted bed sheets, throw them in a garbage bag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Disease ridden, need to report to the nearest lab
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
STD's for the rich and for the poor dressed in rags
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Mentally deteriorate, lock you up in a pad
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
Your life is over, holy fuck, what a drag
Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs!
The End
Published 10th Jan 2025
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10th Jan 2025 8:54pm
Hopefully, you aren't speaking from the voice of experience (:: Great and original as usual. Hugs and love (No crab bites).
10th Jan 2025 8:58pm
HAHA! No way man. Not me. This is just a message. Nothing more. Thanks Oral.
10th Jan 2025 9:06pm
Anonymous
10th Jan 2025 10:36pm
Hahaha! I used to fear STDS until I found herbs. People with STDS or flus or suffering from epidemic are ignorant of what nature can protect you from. Now I view viruses as a challenge so easy to beat. Who cares? :P
11th Jan 2025 00:03am
I agree to a point. Organic, medicinal herbs can definitely help. At the same time, I'm not fucking someone who sleeps with dozens of people a month. Not happening. Thanks for the comments and RL!
Anonymous
11th Jan 2025 4:31pm
Haha no different from bird flu or the covid. Only people getting sick are the ones who are stressed out ignore it and focus on the AfterSexDilemma and you'll be just fine :P
11th Jan 2025 4:36pm
You should create a new line of herbs called the Aftersexbreeze. "An herb to take all your sorrows and worries away."
Anonymous
11th Jan 2025 4:41pm
Hahaha! There's nothing better than a hot girl giving you attention! Girls and boys agree. Who needs herbs when you can have happiness? :P
11th Jan 2025 4:52pm
11th Jan 2025 6:27am
"I'd rather have lobsters in my piano, over having crabs near my organ." Think that was a Benny Hill joke. I think. lol. Very informative write, Keith. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
11th Jan 2025 3:28pm
12th Jan 2025 1:12am
12th Jan 2025 10:55am
LJ! WOW! It's been a while. Nice to see you. Thank you for the feedback. Hope all is well!
