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Everyone forgets my fucking birthday
Generally I'm not a big song and ceremony type
when it comes to birthday hype
If someone asks, I tell them the day
However beyond that I won't remind. Not my way
Published 27th Dec 2024
Author's Note
Amusing and such a cunt
Laundry is done back to the wank sock
Laundry is done back to the wank sock
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27th Dec 2024 10:17pm
When is your bday ?
I’m Putting it on my calendar.
Today I realized I’ll be 60 in 4 years.
WTF.
Bdays suck.
I’m Putting it on my calendar.
Today I realized I’ll be 60 in 4 years.
WTF.
Bdays suck.
28th Dec 2024 4:14am
It's the 27th of December. Thanks I appreciate that, for me it just signifies that I've done another lap around the sun.
I hear you though. If I squint I can just make out that boy from my youth. The face in the mirror, no longer a child , yet the face in the mirror, those same blue eyes that once saw the world through a different lens.
Thank you once again my friend. Here's to 2025 and another lap round the sun
I hear you though. If I squint I can just make out that boy from my youth. The face in the mirror, no longer a child , yet the face in the mirror, those same blue eyes that once saw the world through a different lens.
Thank you once again my friend. Here's to 2025 and another lap round the sun
28th Dec 2024 6:21pm
28th Dec 2024 2:20am
Admit it, you never left the wank sock.
But you need to fucking wash that mingy thing.
Hey. I don't know when your birthday is, but you're a Capricorn and I'm a Gemini so I'm amazed we haven't burnt each other's houses down yet!
Seriously. Wash that sock.
Happy birthday my friend.
28th Dec 2024 4:04am
Apparently I'm a Sagittarius on the ascending and a Gemini on the descending.
Whatever the fuck that means.. seriously though my father is a Gemini and we get on fine, it's my capricorn mother who I bump heads with more.
Could you imagine a monthly wank sock subscription. Each month a themed wank sock arrives at your door, for this month only a two for one and 20% off your 1st subscription.
Plus I don't think a Henry hoover has the same appeal.
Thanks for the birthday wishes mate. I hope you ate having a great holiday/ end of year
Here's to 2025 . Got my tap dancing shoes all ready
Whatever the fuck that means.. seriously though my father is a Gemini and we get on fine, it's my capricorn mother who I bump heads with more.
Could you imagine a monthly wank sock subscription. Each month a themed wank sock arrives at your door, for this month only a two for one and 20% off your 1st subscription.
Plus I don't think a Henry hoover has the same appeal.
Thanks for the birthday wishes mate. I hope you ate having a great holiday/ end of year
Here's to 2025 . Got my tap dancing shoes all ready
