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Senryu
The Plump Problem
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The Plump Problem
santa clause is fat
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
Written by
AspergerPoet56
Published
23rd Dec 2024
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written December 2020
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#Christmas
#senryu
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Re. The Plump Problem
Naajir
23rd Dec 2024 7:49pm
Haha...no one ever thought to comment on the obvious
After all the years
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Re: Re. The Plump Problem
AspergerPoet56
24th Dec 2024 2:29am
well it had to be said lol
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