Holly, Love

You are one crazy bitch, you know it too.
You tell it like it is
And I dig it like a fat kid digs into ice cream.
I can laugh at you
Cause you’re probably laughing too!
I don’t have to sugar coat,
Or pretend or lie
You take it all in stride.
Sometimes it’s hard for you
Cause your family sucks,
And all I wanna say to them,
Is “Bring it bitch”
Or “go suck a cock”
(One that’ll give you hepatitis and gonorrhea!!!)
I’m your best friend,
And I love you like crazy.
It’s my job to protect you
From all the jackass fucktards
And you might wanna warn that boyfriend,
That I got an attitude
And he better pass my tests.
I pity those
Who can’t see how awesome you are,
They’ve already failed at life.