A very plausible letter written by Kate Middleton's PR team!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Oh give it a rest Daily Mail and clearly  
crucially likeminded monarchical  
sycophants! Kate Middleton  
was perfectly well enough for Wimbledon in
the summer so this odiously contrived crap  
you're promulgating Daily Mail has actually  
got to be sarcasm, right? Kate a beacon of strength, really? Someone, who effectively  
takes a year of "work" while very evidently  
discernibly ordinary people, regardless of  
truly healthy, or otherwise circumstances  
actually have no choice but to soldier on!
While the dull Stepford wife, who literally  
and rather distinctly can't string a proper  
and coherent, English sentence together  
takes you all for the classic morons that  
you literally very realistically are. So why  
on earth then do you vitriolic and simply  
gullible dimwitted haters, undeniably so  
by courtesy of the Daily Mail, truly think  
that Meghan and Harry having crucially  
simply irrefutably voluntarily exited this  
dreadfully quite deeply ingrained racist  
and obviously delusional, white master  
race Windsor family, why the Hell then,  
would they aspire to asininely rejoin it?  
 
For whether you accept it or not they  
are literally global superstars and  
lauded wherever they go, and  
accounts also for why racist rags like the  
Daily Mail, and other purported MSM are  
so thoroughly obsessed, with Harry and
Meghan, as no one sensibly or logically  
takes a bit of notice of persons, who're  
literally genuinely irrelevant! Unlike the  
other Windsors who get booed, egged  
and protested against with simply the
exception of Billy Idle who clearly just  
simply and undoubtedly gets ignored!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
1 December 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
Sorry folks but as thee solitary woman in the world to ever have had cancer - if she actually had it, which at best I'm sceptical about - you can expect this card to be played repeatedly for years to come. But looked at objectively,  in all respects and to used a beloved word of you fatuously fawning serfs, Kate Middleton is unquestionably a workshy commoner!