A Bit Of A Tall Story

Whilst at the supermarket
Just the other day
I purchased some super king sized eggs
For omelettes, in disarray
Unfortunately
When i cracked open the shell
A baby pterodactyl popped out, well
Perhaps
I could try a pterodactyl curry too
(Well i am 10%, chicken vindaloo!)
Or pterodactyl risotto would be nice
But i then looked into it's pleading
Yet quite scary eyes
And glad it couldn't yet fly
As i'd clipped it's wings, on the sly
And not wanting to appear rude
I decided to conjure it some food
Funnily enough, i Have to concede
Ididn't imagine that it liked birdseed
So i topped her up, with oats, and barley
Accompanied by a rusk, made by Farley
I avoided giving it meat you see
In case it encouraged it to eat me
Well the weeks went by, at a middling rate
And so managed, avoiding being ate
Also concerned, as my pets had gone AWOL
Either eaten, or frightened, by the pterodactyl
But it all came to a sudden end one day
When the terrible pterodactyl. simply flew away!

by Jemia