"Dork"

“Dork”



Dork from planet “Dorkus” is traveling through space.
He is dodging many asteroids to come visit this place.
Dork's ship is zipping past planets going warp factor nine.
Earth is coming into view.
Dork is making a beeline.

But why is the “Dork” coming? What does he have on his mind?
A “Dorkus” coming to our home? We better hope that he is kind.
NASA has him now on radar.  They say that soon he will be in view.
All around people are wondering just what the hell they should do!

Soon NASA will have a visual of the “Dork” break atmosphere.
What they plan on doing next  they are saying is not clear.
They thought first to shoot him down but the government said to wait.
Perhaps the “Dork” is a friendly “Dork,” we must not rush to hate.

Now the “Dork” is coming in, his message displayed loud.
Words written upon his spacecraft so elegant and proud.
There are people moving in to read what the words have to say.
Dork just wants to wish everyone to have a happy day.

Now there is partying going on. Dork is rappin' with the Prez.
The Prez is listening very closely to every word that Dork says
because even planet “Dorkus” is much more advanced than we.
Just look at all the “Dorkus's” here!
It is quite easy to see.


--msl2024