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ODE TO AMANDA HOLDEN
Amanda Holden
so well upholds 'em
at fifty-three years.
No spaniel's ears
are yet apparent
on Brit's Got Talent
but would they look same
if off that dress came?
(Without top support?
Oh perish that thought!
It would be obscene
up on the screen!)
She'll keep us guessing
without confessing,
have her fans in awe
of her haute couture.
so well upholds 'em
at fifty-three years.
No spaniel's ears
are yet apparent
on Brit's Got Talent
but would they look same
if off that dress came?
(Without top support?
Oh perish that thought!
It would be obscene
up on the screen!)
She'll keep us guessing
without confessing,
have her fans in awe
of her haute couture.
Published 19th Nov 2024
| Edited 21st Nov 2024
Author's Note
A musing on the decolletage British TV presenter Amanda Holden seems able to maintain. She is currently a judge on TV show Britain's Got Talent (whose title for poetic sake I have partly abbreviated).
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