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Part of a complete breakfast
As I reached for a spoon in my kitchen drawer
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's cinnamon toast in every bite
But instead of finding a useless spoon in my cereal box
I found a family of infested roachoids
Now for the dissection
First the legs, the fingernails, the entrails, and then the brain, so juicy
You've given my cereal some flavoring
Rest in peace my lovely friends
You were doomed from the start
Squirm in the acids of my bile
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's cinnamon toast in every bite
But instead of finding a useless spoon in my cereal box
I found a family of infested roachoids
Now for the dissection
First the legs, the fingernails, the entrails, and then the brain, so juicy
You've given my cereal some flavoring
Rest in peace my lovely friends
You were doomed from the start
Squirm in the acids of my bile
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