Lies

I have a problem with my nose  
When I lie, the bigger it goes  
Honesty never sees the light  
I open my mouth, spouting shite  
 
I have a problem with my snout  
Disbelief and dubious doubt
Telling the truth, you'll never see  
Porky pies, eat at me  
 
I have a problem with my schnozzle  
Telling tales, the mind does boggle  
Poker playing, I cheat and I lie  
One night stand, sweet alibi  
 
I have a problem with my nose  
When I lie, the bigger it goes...