Here's The Recipe

PREP: 5 minutes
COOK: 9 months  
SERVES: 2
 
Ingredients...
1 male, preferably good looking  
2 tablespoons of sperm or a generous helping  
1 female in season  
1 egg
 
Method...
Grab yourself a set of scales  
Two big spoons of spunky males  
Add in some ripe females  
Give it a stir, it never fails  
 
Next...
Pre-heat your oven, take a seat  
Stir halfway, from head to feet  
Full term, looking right  
Juices flow, hand gripped tight  
 
And finally...
Should come out looking like this  
Proud Daddy, baby bliss  
Here's one I made before  
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