Come to the darkside

Come to the darkside it's nice down here,
Forget about your problems and have a beer,
God has forsaken us,
The cold weather has shaken us,

I'm willing to pay any cost,
To bring back moments lost,
Come to the darkside you might like it,
You'll never know of you don't try it,

Down here we get 3 wishes,
Cast down from heaven it's god that did this,
All the parts of me are messed up,
For my funeral you don't have to dress up,

The darkside is where I was born,
You can't fix what has been torn,
You can't pick out every thorn,
The death of me don't you mourn,

Come to the darkside please,
Then you'll have everything you need,
Bring your butcher knife,
Then we'll go to hell and I'll kill your wife.