Pumpkin Carving

It's time to decorate this festive holiday  
Angry faces of death create quite a display  
Five pumpkins already sitting on my porch  
More still to be done then lit with a torch  
   
My razor sharp knife bloody and waiting  
For trick or treaters that are participating    
In Halloween rituals under the full moon  
Candy won't be running out anytime soon  
   
I hear another knock on my front door  
All that is there is a small group of four  
They can have the treats or trade for a trick    
But for that they must come inside quick  
   
So they enter inside for the special surprise  
Curiosity quickly turns to fear in their eyes  
Screaming outloud trying to get outside  
But it's already too late their tears have dried  
   
My razor sharp knife decapitated their heads  
On the cold floor their bodies lay dead  
Artiscally I carved their smiles by design    
Pumpkins on my porch now total nine  
   
But it's getting late and I'm now starving    
Dinner is ready from my 1st pumpkin carving  
Flesh from my ex that I cooked in the oven  
I caught her with a man whom she was loving  
   
I was such a foolish devoted loving spouse  
She took my money my family and my house    
So this halloween I made a special visit  
And made her halloween rather explicit