Four Times The Size Of Planet Earth

"Doctor, ive got a pain in my anus (ah-nus)"
"Don't you mean anus? (ay-nus)"
"No!"
"It'e pronounced differently now, because
of the changing in the pronounciation
of rhe planet Uranus now ur-a-nus"
"Ur-a-nus?"
"Yes doctor"
"Not Ur-ay-nus then?"
"Well, that's what i'm here for!"
Upon examining....
"Well, your anus, is four times the size of
planet Earth!" declared the doctor
"I blame it all on Cronus
It  wasn't Uranus's anus
that caused the problem!"

by Jemia