Just so you know, you reek!

Oily zits, popcorn pits
Butt smells like manure
Long toenails pierce through his shoes
Teeth covered in fur

If he yells too loud
The blackheads blow
Like rockets from his face
Dingleberries cling to hemorrhoids
Like vineyards full of grapes

His BO is so fucking bad
Repels livestock and girls
A carbuncle grows on his nuts

A rare uncultured pearl
His nose way clogged with Idahos
A booger grand feast
He blasts em, plucks em and washes em down
With barley, hops & yeast

Just a reminder, you fucking reek!