raining

 
 
 
 
publican: you’ve had  
enough,  
go home.  
 
bloke in the pub:  
but it’s raining, I’ll stay here,  
if it’s all the same  
 
to you  
I’m just a drunk,  
but to my wife  
 
I’m far worse than that  
isn’t all,  
it’s pouring  
 
out there and  
as for pouring, pour one
for yourself ..