Poetic Proses with dumb limericks

Dien Bien Phu  
there was a man from fhu shang whoo !!  
who fought in the war dien bien phu  
when the war was over  
he could then discover  
that he had been stuck in water loo !  
   
Nonsense  
there was a man from kerder fring  
who farthed in the worder tring  
now, he's a phander fish  
on the swinder second slish  
hey ,! did you understand any thing ???  
   
Grammar  
i don't  know why IS comes from BE''  
and  why WENT is GO if you see ?  
there is an explanation,  
like i don't know-ation?  
when GO is went, then IS will be  
   
Dumb  
the teacher to his pupils said:  
'' every five minutes, a man is dead ''  
road accident are so crazy  
said a dumb pupil and lazy:  
'' The poor man, he is five times dead "  
   
 
watch this video
https://youtu.be/Zy5f87-kI8c
ps/ water loo, the battle of waterloo, and the Toilet.