I lost blue Audi woman?

Really?

I took on the police and got away with 14 breaches of the peace.
I took on their false reports and received an apology.
I took on the NHS and I also received an apology.
I took on the council and received an apology.
I took on Cape Wrath, Grampian mountains, Cairngorms etc..
And returned with a smile.
I have happily trekked through the shittest of Scottish winter weather.
I have taken on members of a fascist organisation.
STV, mud rack and Swimmers world.
And laughed.
Traveled internationally.
I have the skills to get me over mountains
The strength to get me over mountains
and the stamina to keep going..
I do not have to work.
I do not have to pay homage to a man.
I am independent.
I have good fitness, strength and endurance.
A five bed roomed home.
Land and a portfolio of shares.
I am experienced, trained and comfortable in the highlands.
Experienced in scrambling up known and lesser known mountain trails.
And survived up in the mountains in thick fog up to my arse hole in snow.
I have the bollocks to call "it" out..
I know the truth..
And I LIVE

Your God has provided me with the abilities, skills and stamina to push boundaries, step outside, defend my corner and fight back..

Your God has provided you with a gob big enough to accommodate a pair of hairy, wibbly scrotum..

I am soooo jealous sweetie..