There's Nothing New...

Like most folk I am not very saintly    
and thinking that was struck by a dark thought,  
about bibles and who's on the jury,  
sifting evidence when I'm dead, in court.  
   
For young life things found out, I got grounded,  
or had privileges summarily stopped,  
but that's for stuff mostly caught red-handed  
there's more things that'll get Ma, truly shocked.  
   
So, that's the thing, on Dread Judgement Day,  
I'm gonna be stuffed when my crimes are read out  
watching Ma turn pale then a sickly gray  
unless, of course, Ma gives her great loud shout...  
   
" Don't worry honey been there and done that  
   I hatched it! Then Gran, " whoa, we need to chat... "