Happy 40th Birthday Harry!

 
By Stanley Collymore
 
Many happy returns young man on  
this your very special occasion.
Wishing you all the best  
with your lovely wife Meghan, your children  
Archie and Diana Jnr.; mother-in-law, Doria  
and your absolutely close, and undeniably  
trusted friends. So to all these haters and  
skeptics desperately hoping, to obviously  
rain on this, your birthday parade; literally  
here's unquestionably my contemptuous  
response to all of them. So truly what as  
a matter of an aside - for argument sake  
which I Know is really not the case - your  
birthday celebrations attendees actually  
consisted of discernibly yourself; loving  
wife Meghan and your simply gorgeous  
and adorable children? What's evidently  
significantly effectively wrong with that,  
as very unquestionably they're crucially  
your own family! And how simply naive  
and totally wracked with odious hatred  
racism, stupidity, and evil bigotry these  
Gammons, Karens and rather evidently  
all of these other effectively demented  
gullible morons are not to undoubtedly  
distinctly see, and in the face of reality  
also acknowledge, that both you Harry  
and Meghan do irrefutably deliberately  
and very sensibly surround yourselves  
crucially with people, you undoubtedly  
trust; and evidently really want in your  
respective lives! Not slimy hypocrites,  
and self-servingly odious hangers on!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
15 September 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:
Happy Birthday Harry! Have a wonderful time and thoroughly enjoy yourself! Best wishes also to Meghan, Archie, Diana Jnr. and Doria..
 
Incidentally, all you purblind idiots who in essence haven't the basic commonsense to even actually shelter yourselves from the rain, you don't have to endure anything about this lovely family at all if you stop clicking on all of these vile, vitriolic and racist articles about Harry, Meghan and their family. But actually in reality you can't because your lives are in effect so meaningless that you actually need an obsession to keep you going!