On/Off The Web

I just saw a large spider
Scuttle across my floor
And my immediate thought is
"That's a large spider!"
But it's now 4am
And i'm in no mood for spider hunting
But i have to consider. once i fall asleep
Will this giant enormous spider
("what me! exagerate?")
Pounce on me in my slumber?
I decide to take my chances
As sleep beckons, like a tax return
And what if the spider bites me?
And turns out to be radio-active
Will i become Spider Woman?
I doubt it, as apart from anything
I'm terrified of heights, more than i am of spiders
And can't picture myself walking along the ceiling
And besides, the thought of eating the same diet.
Or becoming part of it.........
Having enough trouble spinning a yarn
Never mind a web

by Jemia