A Tale About Natonal Sex Day

A woman named Bo N. Herr decided to open her door
She needed tampons & batteries at the local store

She decided to walk, it was a gorgeous spring day
Her period was heavy, she was in a lot of pain

Why she didn't realize that her period was seeping through her draws
A few customers seen it, they began to throw her some gauze

She had no shame and decided to undress in the middle of the isle
Bo was attractive you see, the men looked at her and smiled

One in particular Dixon Butts moved closer to Bo
He asked her if she wanted to fuck, she said, you don't mind my flow?

"Hell no!" he said and he laid her down in isle 3
People were so enamored by them, everyone wanted to see

He went down isle 6 to grab some protection
She said, "NO!!" Your not going to have a strong erection!"

I'm not getting blood all over my dick, I'm outta here
She pulled him back, he bent her over and shoved his cock in her rear

The patrons were turned on, engaging with one another in the store
21 yr olds fucking granny's, mom's on mom's, granddad's on all fours

Dixon Butts was pounding Bo's asshole quite hard
He looked to his left, there was a Hallmark greeting card

He began reading the card & realized today was the 9th of June
National sex day in case you've been living on the moon

Now it made sense on why everyone was horny as fuck
Dixon felt bad for Bo and pulled out of her butt

He said, "Bo I'm gonna fuck you in your bloody twat"
She said, "Really!?. You're so sweet, when you're close I'll swallow your cum shot

He really thought of Bo as more then just a friend
As they were fucking, he asked her about next weekend

Next weekend sounds great, I'll write my number on your thumb
She pulled a pen from the shelf, Dixon told her that he's gonna cum

He did cum but he missed all of her mouth
His shot was sloppy,  she then flipped out

Bo was pissed off that he couldn't aim
Dixon yelled, "Your the one to blame!"

Everyone else in the store were still fucking one another
Dixon & Bo got dressed, looking for other lovers

No one wanted them they went their separate ways
And that's the end of June 9th, National Sex Day