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Let's start with the obvious
I'm a walking red flag
I'm not hot enough to be
this high up on the crazy scale
but I really hate to disappoint
unless you're expecting daily blow jobs
and then I really will disappoint
I prefer cunts to cocks
but I'll fuck anything if it's pretty enough
including your car
I have vague morals
so don't be surprised if I dine and dash
on our first date
fuck all and every capitalist corporation
I'm both intelligent and formally uneducated
if you wave a fancy degree at me
it will only get me wet
if you're an IT or English Lit nerd
Bitcoin aficionado's need not apply
or anyone who would suck a cock for an iPhone
I'm android all the way
None of it fucking matters anyway
I'm already bored
and odds are I can get myself off
better than you can
You're better off swiping left
I really hope you do
I'm a walking red flag
I'm not hot enough to be
this high up on the crazy scale
but I really hate to disappoint
unless you're expecting daily blow jobs
and then I really will disappoint
I prefer cunts to cocks
but I'll fuck anything if it's pretty enough
including your car
I have vague morals
so don't be surprised if I dine and dash
on our first date
fuck all and every capitalist corporation
I'm both intelligent and formally uneducated
if you wave a fancy degree at me
it will only get me wet
if you're an IT or English Lit nerd
Bitcoin aficionado's need not apply
or anyone who would suck a cock for an iPhone
I'm android all the way
None of it fucking matters anyway
I'm already bored
and odds are I can get myself off
better than you can
You're better off swiping left
I really hope you do
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