Litmus Don

Good folks have wondered long and hard...
"Why does god give us evil men?"

Like a wealthy social retard
who cannot quit his tyrant yen
which savvy youngsters know as cringe
and older folks know this as well
but use the phrase..."lunatic fringe",
mixed now with VonShitzinpant smell
(no litmus needed to detect).

But what of the sycophant strain
such despots are bound to collect?

How do we tell dude boon from bane?

It's by all of their Old Glory swag
that we know that they've sold out our flag.