Bear Ass Excuses

                “For four months been dating this girl always with an excuse about sex  
From being tired, funerals and the ultimate bullshit-‘I don’t wanna get wet’,  
            “But the grand female real or unreal excuse is ‘I’m on my cycle’  
Thirty days straight, bitch if that’s the case your chances are slim on survival,  
   
            “If it is that bad, she should get surgery or some pills for the shit  
So, her insides can Stormtrooper clone the length and width of my dick,  
            “She denied the suggestions with another excuse of no sex before marriage  
Looking at the fucked bitch sideways I told her that ‘I’m not trying to hear it’,  
   
            “It’s her pussy, she was born with it and I understand  
But I refuse to wait when a year ago she just had twins from the last man,  
            “She was searching for her kids a new motherfuckin daddy  
Because the other motherfucka got that pussy pregnant and left her ass unhappy,  
            
            “My mama said she didn’t raise a fool and ask why I dealt with the shit this long  
I have got numb to her excuses and the other bitch don’t sing this song,  
            “Both of us are single and living our own life  
With no endgame of either of us becoming husband and wife,  
   
            “Mama said that is your new headache and left the shit alone  
Instantly, my ‘fuck dat bitch’ ringtone went off on my cell phone,  
            “It was Ms. No Sex crying why you cheating? I thought you were mine  
I answered her I have looked into the situation and I’m doing fine,  
   
            “In the background I heard someone moaning, farting and snoring  
I told her ‘have a nice life and may she be successful in her whoring’,  
            “Now she wanna call me whenever she needs some shit done  
Get that other motherfucka who you are safe depositing the cum from,  
   
            “One time in public she offered me sex and tried to grab my third leg  
I told her ‘I can tell by your breath you’ve already been feed’,  
            “Calling her bluff, I said bend over and pull those panties down  
The excuse given was that she had to go to the humane society across town,  
   
            “Later at the other girl’s house she texts me a full nude with a wet pussy  
Shaking my head, the girl asked what was so funny. Come on baby let me see,  
            “Getting up and grabbing car keys she said don’t worry I’ll handle the freak  
Confused, I ask ‘Do you know the girl’. She said yeah, the trifling ho’ is my niece”.