Such a Lot.

I read comics before this writing lark      
not Bunty or Judy, middle-class crap,      
but subversive ones were more to my mark      
like the Beano's Mini-the-Minx, tough lass.      
       
Or the Dandy, with lanky key-hole Kate,      
but she kinda stymied me with her specks,      
but though, I was nearer four than Kate's eight,      
her Pinocchio nose made me suspect,      
       
She told lies, cos specks would clunk on keyholes      
I thought, hugging myself in silent glee,      
that's why her nose grows an just me that knows      
she made stuff up but, what did Kate's mind see?    
     
I know! I know! I crept up to our lock,    
To squint through to see, see O, such a lot...