deepundergroundpoetry.com

What are friends for

You want to commit suicide?
OK, Go for it
I'll give you all the encouragement you need
I'll be your Kevorkian
What are you waiting for?
If you keep weighing out your choices, you may change your mind
Don't you finally want to be good at something?
People will have so much more respect for you
If you're not sure on how to perform the suicide
Here are the four main choices:

Gun

Pills

Hanging

Razor


If you don't like those choices, you can always crash the car, jump off a building or put yourself in front of a speeding train
No?
Too gruesome?
Ok then
Whatever you decide, I'm sure you'll do great!
If you decide to leave a suicide note, can you mention that you'd like to leave me your entire Vinyl & CD collection
You have some rare gems
Yeah!!
Really?!, Cool!!
I'll say some really nice things about you at your wake & funeral
You rock!!
Thanks again
Goodbye
Written by Vision_of_insanity
Published
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 5 reading list entries 1
comments 9 reads 278
Commenting Preference: 
The author encourages honest critique.

Latest Forum Discussions
SPEAKEASY
Today 4:12pm by Ahavati
WORKSHOP
Today 4:07pm by jonesy333
POETRY
Today 3:30pm by ajay
SPEAKEASY
Today 9:24am by Carpe_Noctem
POETRY
Today 8:08am by Abracadabra