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Jowl Bob

In my previous existence
I was with a woman
Who offered to give me a blow job
I said "yeah, okay"
A few minutes later
After shedding necessary clothing
She began to blow
I at first thought
This was quite hilarious
But after a few minutes
Of anticipation
I said
"Do you fully comprehend
What a blow job is?"
I then explained to her
What it normally entailed
To which she went,
"Yuck!!!"I'm not putting that in my north, and south!"
My enthusiasm
Was now, much deflated
But was replaced
by much laughter
As it left me thinking
Why call it a blow job
When an anagram
Would be much more accurate
Jowl bob!
 
by Jemia
 
 
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Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
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