Twisted Nursery Rhymes 2

Jack and Jill went up the hill
for a buck and a quarter
Jack went down
Jill made sounds
Never heard from them after.


Oh do you know the muffin man
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
That lives up the lane
Oh yes I know the muffin man
the naughty muffin man
the dirty muffin man
Yes I know that muffin man
So does Tom, Dick and Jane


Now I lay me down to sleep
a warm hand it did creep
If I should turn a little to the right
Get the hint it's real tight.