The Worst Sounding Restaurants in the World - IFUKU ASIAN CUSINE

On a seedy side street you’ve never seen, is an establishment serving Asian Cuisine.
I wouldn’t eat there if you know what I mean, but folks say it satisfies their inner scene.

Their lifestyles are repulsive many would say, you can’t have sex with food on display.
Perhaps having sex is the way that they pay, or maybe the patrons are also the prey.

It could be a version of getting stuffed an laid, then it’s a question, who’s getting paid?
The answer would probably have us dismayed.  Do they do take out or pay it in trade?

Do they serve at the table or is it buffet?  Is their fish in a soup or is it served as filet?
Once I am fed, do I really want to stay, or lock all the doors and strip down and play?