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The Madman Show: Duplighost Crashes His First Job Interview

That elevator...damn it, it's so big and long. Like my... Damn it! Shut up, down there! Just shut up, shut up.

The lady had glasses and big boobs. Heh, heh. I'm not gonna screw this up, not gonna...

A bell enters, and the door opens. Dong!!!

Stop it, stop it. Damn, am I really saying this all in my mind...? Did I get too high last night...or what? Or did my mommy give me too many spanking lessons?

We're sitting here now in the chairs. God, that chest making me melt popsicles... Damn , I better not say that word again.

"So, why do you want to work here?" She asks with her stern look. This is getting serious.

My eyes pop...open! And I say the first thing that comes to mind.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOT BABE, AND I WANNA YOU HOP ON MY DICK!"
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