Today's Weather

Cloudy with a chance of bitchy rain,
blowing both hot and cold
Bring sunscreen and an umbrella

gentle loving warmth,
interspersed with freezing sleet
Bring a bikini and a pitchfork

Mercurial temperatures developing,
stepping outside could be life threatening,
like throwing a toaster in a hot tub

Bring flowers on bended knee,
seek forgiveness from the powers that be

Perchance with appeasement
the storm will relent
and the sun will emerge with a smile and sex