Two Bitches

I know these two bitches
One tall, one short and
both pretty some would
say.

They massage and caress me
but never give me any play.

They stroke my ego as
they laugh at all my jokes
but when I try and grab an ass
they think me to rash and
send me on my way.

Bitches...you both.

Why do you taunt and tease?
Is it my money you want?
Bill me please.

I haven't got time
for bitches such as you
there's another girl on
my mind who likes to
help me unwind.

Shes no prude like you two
She knows just what to do.
I call her my Strawberry Blonde Bomb
So take a break bitches

Hands off.