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Work negligent Camilla is rather exhausted and has to have a holiday!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Hang on a moment! You bedded
Charles quite adulterously I
literally recall when you
were both married to other individuals;
then you wedded him quite content to
have the numerous perks that clearly
you knew you'd basically attain from
doing so! Now on actually achieving
all that you bloody well simply don’t
want to do what your quite fawning
plebeians and equally brownnosing
serfs clearly dutifully expect of you.
Candidly, although not one of them,
but crucially all the same simply an
independent observer; I really don't
think that I am being unnecessarily
unkind; just literally sick and totally
tired of recurrently basically seeing
our taxpayers' money clearly easily
and rather stupidly, wantonly given
away to these rather unprincipedly,
unwarranted and basically useless
billionaires aptly embedded within
the very same, self-entitled family;
and furthermore obviously having
this undeniably, plainly happening
worryingly, in hard financial times.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
6 March 2024.


Author's Remarks:
I simply, rather conscionably, effectively wouldn't demean the etymological term of real work by obviously classing what these various persons basically engage in as actual work. Since all the requisite organizing is undoubtedly very routinely done by other people, and all this rather monarchical ilk, euphemistically termed "working royals" obviously have to do is show up! Then subsequently to that, be chauffeured in luxury and attendant too with security, be driven home again!
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Published | Edited 7th Mar 2024
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