Mermaids on Land

It happens once a year
When the weather turns warm
Both men and women gather
Sometimes they swarm!

You can find them on both sides of the hill
Yelling encouragements and cheering
After their alcohol sets in,
You hear lewd comments and jeering

The women who compete
Are determined and stopless
Their boobs bouncing all over
Because they run topless!

It's a sight to be seen
There's women of all sizes
Some people are shocked
There's always lots of surprises!

The winner from each age group
Gets a years worth of free massages
Some observers are so fanatical
They start entourages!

No matter how they finish
Everyone is treated with grandeur
For they are brazen and bold
These women we call a voyeur!