Content Warning : Do you want to continue?
This poem contains content which some readers may find disturbing.
It is unsuitable for children or anyone who is easily offended.

YES
I am over 18 years old, I have been warned and I still want to read this poem.
NO
I don't want to read this type of content, take me back to the previous page.


deepundergroundpoetry.com

HE ACTUALLY SCREWED HIMSELF

We've heard it
innumerable  times,
usually in and argument,
disagreement, or in
jest. Three words:
"Go screw yourself."
Sometimes the "F" word
is used.
Two men, drinking  heavenly
were in a heated argument, supposed
friends. When one shouted
"Go screw yourself!" "Why don't you
go and screw yourself?"
The man quickly pulled
his trousers off and naked
crawled up on a table, raised
his bare legs wide, his manhood
and bag of jewels were
hanging over his backdoor.
He slowly rubbed the entrance
and began to screw himself.
We were stunned, at least I
was. WOW! I have wondered
many times since what it'd
be like to screw myself.
MAYBE SOME DAY OR THE
NEXT TIME I'M TOLD TO
SCREW MYSELF.
[How would a woman screw herself?]
Written by TheOralizer
Published
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 2 reading list entries 0
comments 0 reads 103
Commenting Preference: 
The author is looking for friendly feedback.

Latest Forum Discussions
COMPETITIONS
Today 3:55pm by crimsin
SPEAKEASY
Today 3:25pm by Tallen
COMPETITIONS
Today 1:27pm by WillowsWhimsies
SPEAKEASY
Today 12:46pm by The_Darkness_Insid
SPEAKEASY
Today 12:43pm by nightbirdblue