Cheeky Monkeys

Turning cheeks and praising meeks, start our weeks,
then it's back to boss hard ass on Monday.

Monkeys need more than lip service techniques
if they're to get along when they play.

Sunday morning peace takes its toll, I guess.
Apes into angels is too much to ask.
Evolution is too lengthy a mess;
there must be some way to speed up the task!

Let us create a robot courtier
that might demonstrate how to dine and dance,
and to behave graciously sportier
whenever sick folks shit in their pants.

     Let us make robots of special talent,
     to temper our goofus with gallant.