Normal St. Ku Klux Kate Middleton of course and her gormless non-live-in spouse William!

 
By Stanley Collymore

The British monarchy has successfully
exploited and handsomely bribed
the mass media to convince
the gullible and easily manipulated British
public that its own members are patently
somehow special and evidently superior
to all others. When, in reality, the clearly
unremarkable Windors, quite obviously
basically represent nothing other, than
the continuity of very gross inequality,
manifestly vile unaccountable power,
societal injustice, distinctly blatantly
and, undoubtedly rampant, immoral
greed and simply lax morals, with a
notorious influence on paedophilia
and likewise very manifestly, serial
adultery. Therefore these evidently
Windsor groupies actually need to
either remember or aptly acquaint
themselves with the simply, awful
facts; that shamefully, some thirty
percent of children crucially living
in the UK, generally live in poverty
which in stark, and pitiable reality,
according to several and likewise  
distinctively prominent, reputable
charities, is far in excess of more
than four million children! So, my
solution? Abolish these farcically
scandalously lying and so-called
normal parents, literally like Kate
and William, and essentially as a
most suitably, rather distinctively
fitting bonus, together with them
the full useless British monarchy.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
4 January 2024.


Author's Remarks:
Why does the Daily Mail publish rubbish like this? A rhetorical question from me as the answer I'm sure is quite obvious to equally intelligent persons like myself; but in a single word, money!

Kate and William, apart from their rather glossed over or not reported at all living conditions, are not normal parents. And why not? For starters they're both sitting on immense and unearned riches; and to suggest otherwise is pretty insulting to those real parents who through no fault of their own are struggling every day to simply exist and bring up their children successfully.

Doing so without a plethora of servants of all kinds as well as nannies to literally raise their children for them; and, rather obviously as well, have to wake up every morning to real life!

So essentially Daily Mail, your hacks and trolls please get rail. For reporting as you are doing and backed supportively by all these gullible morons on Kate Middleton and equally also William is nothing other than cruel, plus most egregious, vile and sick, insulting commentaries to ordinary and unpampered, privileged and actually self-entitled as well as discernibly, rather ridiculous, essentially so-called "normal" parents like St. Kate Ku Klux Middleton and her, in name only, simply gormless husband William!

Incidentally, normal parents actually work and quite literally don't have a plethora of nannies to effectively and daily raise their employers' own children; neither do such "normal" parents aptly have an abundance  of maids, chefs and cleaners at their own beck and call, and ludicrously with historic castles at their own disposal and to live in!

For the sole benefit of the Daily Mail, its hacks and undeniable surfeit of evidently intellectually challenged, utterly gullible and easily manipulated feudal mindset, avid monarchical and sycophantic serf trolls instinctively inclined to think and even earnestly believe that my previous paragraphical statement has anything to do with envy or jealousy on my part quite requisite to the Windsor family, just forget it; as you're so wrong! And not in the least so because I simply couldn't give a toss where, or in what state of existence the Windsors live in, so long as they're quite personally and very thoroughly financially paying for their own state(s) of habitation.

That said though, and aptly hogging my mind, how about whatever incumbent UK government there is at the time, with the Express support of the genuine British taxpayers who undoubtedly involuntarily find themselves paying for these Windsors upkeep, either permanently or else in lieu of that not being feasible for diverse and practicable reasons, rent exclusively the land immediately around the base of Mt. Vesuvius in Italy or Grimsvoeth in Iceland and essentially relocate their living abode there? Accordingly, in the actual process of doing so, with their full complement of advisors, PR consultants or more fittingly propagandists, and quite applicably with several such rather likeminded personnel from the Daily Mail, and quite naturally of course, the entirety of the Windsors own household minions! As it most certainly wouldn't be proper or polite to absolutely exclude them! Lol!