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Mm.. Santa Baby (Tis The Season)

Oh, my King we are getting too old for this † †
Woman, we are melaninated, and created from the inhale and exhale of His nostrils, we are sacred cosmic dust upon the winds that drift † †
You still look the utopia of yesteryear, and sexy as Heavenís twinkling stars † †
Thatís only because you weakened me when I crossed your threshold bearing my presents, and after that night on your sleigh bed, looking back weíve come so far † †
Gray haired after all these years, yet still giving humanity its much rewarded gifts † †
It is always a blessing when we look upon the smiley faces of all those less deserving kids † †
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Giving them hope, and for some, a new meaning to life † †
And you have been by my side, I am blessed to have claimed you as my wife † †
I am surprised you allowed me to talk you out the bed † †
You drive for a living, and I would have understood with that being said † †
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One day out of a year † †
To give to the multitudes some Hebrew good cheer † †
I thought you may be still fatigued from yesterday helping the military distribute their Toys for Tots † †
I have the strength of Thoth to give with all I got † †
And I never knew a woman could look sexy severing meals to the hungry, and then helping to wash all those pots † †
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Well, letís not forget you gave all these little guys free haircuts, that speaks your esoteric vibe so much † †
Until we almost lost sight of time, thank goodness we did not forget the Nunsí coat drive, I almost dropped the million dollar donation check in a rush † †
Today, we only have to make just a couple of rounds † †  
It's only downtown † †
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I'm sorry, but I have to help out later on in the Soup Kitchen † †
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I thought you said woman this is the day we rest, and let me show to the world my beautiful eye candy † †
That sounds so sweet my love and dandy † †
Why am I hearing a pause before your but † †
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What † †
Okay, one more run, after those accomplishments have been done † †  
And I promise you, we will only dash in and out then from there we can have our own naughty fun † †
Come on and hit me with it † †
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I have to give out teddy bears at the hospital on the Cancer Ward, then, I volunteered you this year to play Santa Klaus † †
Not to worry, I will give out the presents, as I always do when I am by your side, and thatís only because † †
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Make it good woman and it better move me † †
Anyone ever told you, you are arrogant, but I like, mostly when you place my emotions as ease † †
Thatís all you got, How about... † †
Baby, please keep it PG † †
Dammit... I mean... I was going to say speak the truth and it will set you free † †
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Yeah right, but I comprehend what you mean † †
It looks like the driver has pulled up our Hummer limousine † †
I will see you under those covers much later, handsome man † †
Thatís the plan † †
I would love to give you a taste of this soft honey flow † †
As long as in the merriment of you giving it up, you can understand in the pleasure of my words... ďsweet mercy.. Ho..Ho..HoĒ † †
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Oh, you are so arrogant...mmm... †but I like † †
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Happy Holidays from Santa and Mrs. Satin Klaus
Written by SweetKittyCat5
Author's Note
It is better to give to the world, then receive wouldn't you most likely agree.

Everyone please enjoy your Wednesday in all you may do and be safe in your daily travels.
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