A Reindeers Reign

It is well known
That male reindeer
Do not have the horn
At Christmas
So it seems ironic
After a large gin, and tonic
That female reindeei do do
Which is easy to tell
Not just by their smell
But also the size of their poo poo
In 1821 the first reindeer were 'born'
And two year later another seven
116 years later still
Young Rudolph showed up
And it all gets a little coo coo
Now Santa was nice
Giving them good advice
That perhaps they should change their names
To perhaps, missus Foo Foo
So who in the world
Would say they were a boy, not a girl
Yet give it away
By wearing a tutu
Now they fly through the night
As the reindeer take flight
As Santa does a ho ho ho
After a myriad sherries, so would you two too

by Jemia