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Her
Eat her vagina like a lobster,
shoot her in the face like a mobster.
Take her out back like a farmer,
finger her like a hand warmer,
do her like she's a mountain,
make her squirt like a fountain,
own her soul
destroy her hole.
Her. All that matters.
shoot her in the face like a mobster.
Take her out back like a farmer,
finger her like a hand warmer,
do her like she's a mountain,
make her squirt like a fountain,
own her soul
destroy her hole.
Her. All that matters.
Author's Note
Inspired by the infamous Bloodhound gang
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Re. Her
14th Oct 2023 2:01pm
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14th Oct 2023 2:08pm
Thanks Dimps! I was just being silly and it wound up turning out decent 😂 glad you liked it
Re: Re. Her
14th Oct 2023 2:17pm
It mostly came, no pun intended, last night after a few drinks..and I was craving lobster. I'm just trying to get good like you
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14th Oct 2023 2:22pm
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14th Oct 2023 2:23pm
Only way I'll say you're bad is if it's opposite day...you got good mastery over your craft
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14th Oct 2023 3:17pm
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14th Oct 2023 3:51pm
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14th Oct 2023 2:56pm
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Re: Re. Her
14th Oct 2023 3:02pm
Holy cow! I got mentioned in the same sentence as the boss...lucky day! Thank you so much!
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14th Oct 2023 3:07pm
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Re: Re. Her
14th Oct 2023 3:24pm
I am...not the cover by Bruce but the original...his telling is otherworldly. Love it
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14th Oct 2023 3:30pm
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Re: Re. Her
14th Oct 2023 3:40pm
Eh lol you know what I mean..rehearing the Bruce version... that's how I want to write...so silly and erotic simultaneously...love it
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14th Oct 2023 3:00pm
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