Haunted Headache (Halloween Syck House Series)

      “Going home is a bitch, because all I do is deal with ghost
The spiritual motherfuckas most defiantly be doing the most,
      “Every time I unlock the door to let myself in
They change the temperature into an artic freezing wind,

      “Covered in frost from my head down to my feet
Now another ghost is bombarding me with intense heat,
      “I shake my head and just fucking stare
Because another one is hovering around in my Jordan’s and underwear,

      “Constantly they move furniture without my permission
Levitating pots and pans every time I go in the kitchen,
      “Watching TV-you can say is an impossible task
With them becoming part of the show-that shit makes me mad,

      “During the final season of the Game of Thrones
Next thing I know the Night King was fucking up shit all in my home,
      “But every time I start watching Ghostbusters
The haunting stops and it gets real quite up in this motherfucker,

      “Had a woman who wanted to spend the night at my shit
I said no-to save her soul, but the girl started bitching and having a fit,
      “Thinking I was cheating so she showed up unannounced one night
Ever since then the nosey bitch has not been mentally right,

      “When I called a priest-they said ‘motherfucka bring it on’
Hours later he renounced God and family and never went back home,
      “Newly created ghost thinks that my body they can posses
Little do they know its instant annihilation-a permanent rest,

      “Some try to convince me to slit my throat whenever I shave
Or at times hover electronics over me whenever I bathe,
      “Suicide is not my field of expertise-so they can kiss my ass
The shit they constantly do is unearthly pathetic and goddamn sad,

      “Their means to the madness is to prevent sleep
Because when I dream all haunting instantly cease,
      “My evil spirit is then released and able to roam free
But until I awake it is an all-night ghost killing spree”.